I forgot to do my TUESDAY TIPS yesterday because I went over to Heather's (CLASSY CHICK IN BLUE ON RIGHT) to celebrate #flagday by drinking LONE STAR (national beer of tejas) and tequila (from tupperware containers because you can't have glass at the pool) in her apartment's pool.SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO BECAUSE DAVE REMINDED ME I FORGOT: TUESDAY TIPS: HOW TO DRINK WITHOUT GETTING (TOO) DRUNK!
1) Eat greasy food. Apparently it is SCIENCE and therefore TRUE that grease kicks alcohol's ASS and you don't absorb the booze so quickly and also having a full tummy to drink on means less blacking out and bad decision making later (usually).
2) DRink water. Whatever. It sounds lame and kinda is, but it's SMARt. And I am SMARt or try to be sometimes. Stay hydrated, hoo rah rah. It supposedly keeps your body going, whatever.
3) I forgot. I got drunk tonight. So just eat food. drink water. sleep a lot. take ibuprofen the nextday bcause tylenol is bad to take before/during/after drinking because my nutrition teacher said.
love,
christine
